My triumphant return to high(ish)-profile content creation. Baby steps.

'Jump the shark' is old-school -- let's make it modern

It’s a fun TV trivia game! Which show does each of these contemporary “jumped the shark” moments reference?

Grew the wispy space mustache
Opened the Dharma hatch
Upjumped the Connors
Replaced the Mulder
Prison broke
Became the urinal

Making it feel like home

The things I just posted are from my old site, which online bandits have hackseed, and so now I must abandon it. This place is nice, especially now that I’ve moved in some of my own stuff.

I don’t know if I really get it yet. I’m not dumb, my mind’s just resistant to understanding things.You know how it is.

Oh, and I made that banner. It’s, uh, an ugly piece of crap. Lucky for some of you, I feel the same way that your moms did — ugliness is no reason to abandon something.

OK, this is getting boring.

Wild hare, wild hair

Wild hare, wild hair

Pea grean is better than pee green, or whatever

I’m doing this now. All systems go!